I order you to do the thing.
Yes, my lord.
You're not allowed to do the thing because we need to do the thing. Fucking demon.
My master needs to me do the thing, okay?
Demons can't do the thing. I need to do the thing so I don't have to go overtime. So I'm just going to, like, kill you.
I WILL KILL YOU BEFORE I LET YOU DO OUR THING. fucking demon.
I'm here to fabulously do the thing. But we can't do the thing together, no matter how pretty you are.
I'll fight you for the thing!
Not if we fight you first!
*doesn't get done*
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